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"You Just Don't Get It, Do You?"

A montage of cinema's worst writing cliche!

By: Bottoms Up Productions 

Enjoy!...

Three Point Landing

So you think you might have what it takes to become a Super Hero?... then let me see your Three Point landing!

The Expendables 2

This is just so perfectly stupid!

Action hero mayhem!! ; ) Oh, and Chuck Norris, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Bruce Willis and Jean-Claude Van Damme are all up in it too....! 

All we need now in the third movie is Steven Seagal and Wesley Snipes! : )

Enjoy!...

Dark Shadows

Oh yes, Tim Burton and Johnny Depp back together once again...!

Dark Shadows also features the lovely ladies, Michelle Pfeiffer and Eva Green

In the year 1752, Joshua and Naomi Collins, with young son Barnabas, set sail from Liverpool, England to start a new life in America. But even an ocean was not enough to escape the mysterious curse that has plagued their family. Two decades pass and Barnabas (Johnny Depp) has the world at his feet--or at least the town of Collinsport, Maine. The master of Collinwood Manor, Barnabas is rich, powerful and an inveterate playboy...until he makes the grave mistake of breaking the heart of Angelique Bouchard (Eva Green). A witch, in every sense of the word, Angelique dooms him to a fate worse than death: turning him into a vampire, and then burying him alive. Two centuries later, Barnabas is inadvertently freed from his tomb and emerges into the very changed world of 1972. He returns to Collinwood Manor to find that his once-grand estate has fallen into ruin. - Via.

Premieres May 10th. in cinemas!